Nature sucks

"CB" (jrcb) 07/03/2020 at 21:06 • Filed to: Nature doesn't just want to kill you you self centred prick it's coming for all of us

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Pictured: nature, the bastard

Two deer ran out in front of my truck today in totally different areas. After my near miss  with a moose last week (where it fell down in front of my truck after running out of the bushes ), I think nature has it out for me.

ttyymmnn > CB 07/03/2020 at 21:17

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I think nature is out to get all of us.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > CB 07/03/2020 at 21:18

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No. Nature just is. Man kind just sucks. 

ranwhenparked > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 07/03/2020 at 21:21

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Yes, just stick with dogs, people suck 

CB > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 07/03/2020 at 21:21

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I don’t think anything that evolves a parasite that eats a fish’s tongue and takes its place can really count itself as morally neutral.

wafflesnfalafel > CB 07/03/2020 at 21:26

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life is a big game of Frogger

TheRealBicycleBuck > CB 07/03/2020 at 21:31

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Deer are the most dangerous animal in North America. I’ve also had several near -misses, once on my bicycle!

CB > TheRealBicycleBuck 07/03/2020 at 21:39

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I’d take a deer hit over a moose hit any day.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > ranwhenparked 07/03/2020 at 21:41

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Or cats. Just saying.  

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > CB 07/03/2020 at 21:42

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That’s just survival. No morality there. 

ranwhenparked > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 07/03/2020 at 21:43

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They have a lower tolerance for bullshit, though. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 07/03/2020 at 21:43

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If only your truck was equipped with some sort of sound generating device to warn of your approach.

One day, maybe science will catch up

Chariotoflove > CB 07/03/2020 at 21:54

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When life gives you lemons, you make venison steaks.

Time to order one of these.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > wafflesnfalafel 07/03/2020 at 21:56

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Sometimes you are the car. Sometimes you are the frog.

CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/03/2020 at 22:01

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You ever used an air horn on a hundred deer at 2 a.m.?

Aso, deer don't care about horns, they're just as likely to run into you than run away.

TheRealBicycleBuck > CB 07/03/2020 at 22:11

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Thankfully, moose don’t live everywhere. Deer do.

Cash Rewards > CB 07/03/2020 at 22:16

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What. The. Fuck. That is a trip into Wikipedia I wish I hadn't taken

CB > Cash Rewards 07/03/2020 at 22:22

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I'm glad to help.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 07/03/2020 at 22:34

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Lol, I don't think I've ever seen a hundred deer

CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/03/2020 at 22:39

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It was a dark and not stormy night, just on the outskirts of Fosston. Deer as far as the eye could see. Then the air horn. Then running deer as far as the eye could see.

Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/03/2020 at 22:41

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They have a lot of deer on salt spring and they’re really stupid bois, especially during mating season . I’ve honked, engine bli pped and flashed beams at those stupid animals in the driveway and they must have a brain the size of a walnut because it really does nothing, they just stare.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com 07/03/2020 at 22:48

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Bowen Island as well. Nearly smacked a couple there

Nick Has an Exocet > CB 07/03/2020 at 23:22

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My dad once pulled into the police station. Upon getting out of his car, he realized that he had a robin stuck in the grille of his car. He grabbed a stick and dug it out before going in. When he got inside, the woman at the front desk said “I saw you out there on the cameras. What were you doing?”

“There was a robin stuck in the grille.” my dad said.

“Oh, poor thing.” said the lady. “What are you here for?”

“I wanted to report that I hit a dog.” replied my dad.

To which the woman said “Well aren’t you just an animal lover”.

CB > Nick Has an Exocet 07/03/2020 at 23:26

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Fuck this is amazing.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > TheRealBicycleBuck 07/04/2020 at 00:19

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This is why I am happy for the mountain lions in my area. They seem to do a decent job of deer cleanup

Longtime Lurker > TheRealBicycleBuck 07/04/2020 at 01:28

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What was the deer doing on a bicycle? 

TheRealBicycleBuck > Longtime Lurker 07/04/2020 at 01:35

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Good question. Even better, what was he doing on MY bicycle?!?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > TheRealBicycleBuck 07/04/2020 at 03:58

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i also had a near miss with a deer whilst riding my bike...damn near killed me as i panic swerved...good thing the car behind me was paying attention...

also had a not miss....motherfucker jumped out of the bushes next to the path i was on and barreled straight into me....hurt... i dont think i even slowed the fucker down on its path through me

TheRealBicycleBuck > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/04/2020 at 09:10

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I’ve never heard of a cyclist getting deered on the road. Near misses, yes. Actual hit? No.

Congratulations! You have to be one of the rarest individuals on the planet!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > TheRealBicycleBuck 07/04/2020 at 09:12

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lol it was a track through the forest not a road

Noodles > CB 07/04/2020 at 09:46

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I hit one of those dipshits not too long ago.

https://liveandletdiecast.kinja.com/deer-1839439928

TheRealBicycleBuck > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/04/2020 at 09:49

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Well, it still makes you a rare bird. All of my near-misses, whether in car or on bike, have been on the street.